The Cucumber The Pickle and The Penis

A cucumber a pickle and a penis are sitting in a room together talking about how bad there lives are. The cucumber says, "when i get all fat and juicy they pick me, cut me up and put me in a salad." The pickle says "when i get all fat and juicy they pick me and put me in a jar of spices." And the penis says "you both are wimps, when i get al fat and juicy they put a rubber bag over my head, put me in a dark room and bash my head against a wall until i throw up all over myself!"